Never Gonna Give You Up

• Boyfriend: "I just realised.. Old people have it all figured out. Thats why they watch soaps. They're on every night, all year round and they never end so they don't have to go through this hell."

epic-humor:

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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kristinemarija:

is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

(via erya)

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(via erya)

vvierd:

true embarrassment lies within your first email address

(via erya)

corpsifiedandgross:

bondoge:

is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem

Only if you show your working

(via erya)

epic-humor:

fullmetalfisting:

one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book 

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circusbones:

wilwheaton:

jenniferdeguzman:

He said Star Trek is too “philosophical”? Screw that noise.

mechcanuck:

I don’t know when this interview happened but I AM SAD AND ANGRY NOW 

The philosophies in Star Trek are kinda part of the actual setting. If you don’t get that, why are you allowed to make Star Trek movies.

Sigh. The whole point of Star Trek is that it’s philosophical. If you don’t want philosophical Science Fiction, there’s plenty of that for you to enjoy, but Star Trek is philosophical. Philosophy is part of Star Trek’s DNA, and if you’re given the captain’s chair, you’d better damn well respect that.

The man is sexist as hell, and cast a white guy as (essentially) Khan. He never should have gotten the damn captain’s chair to begin with.

…Simon Pegg is great, though.

zacheser:

And this is why Nine is my Doctor.

(via circusbones)

“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”

(via circusbones)